If you don’t love bacon, there is something very wrong with you (Laura!!). You need a psychological evaluation ASAP. Why would you not love bacon? What’d bacon ever to do you but be super tasty and amazing and succulent and delicious?
I eat bacon everyday. No lie. It’s turkey bacon but, it’s still bacon. I figured if I was gonna eat bacon everyday of my life, maybe I should try a healthier version. If I could live in a house of bacon and then eventually eat my way out of it, I would. All my furniture would be made of bacon, too. I would eat bacon for dinner. Bacon, with mashed bacon on the side, drizzled in bacon gravy. Then for dessert, I would have bacon chocolate. That’s a real thing and it’s
A few months back, Denny’s had some promotion going on called ‘Baconalia: A Celebration of Bacon’. They had bacon flapjacks, bacon meatloaf, maple bacon sundaes...among other things packed full of bacon-y, artery clogging goodness. That only lasted for a limited time. Big mistake, Denny’s. Bacon should be celebrated every day of every month of every year. However, even though it was for a limited time only, it was still a kind gesture and because of that, I thank you. I feel like I should name my firstborn ‘Denny’. No?